Agreed.  They can pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

I would hope that the FBI would still have enough integrity to tell him to eat a dick and protect the country.

like you think Barr will let the FBI do anything..

heavily armed law enforcement will be too busy shooting the brown people to stop the crazies from killing libs.

Yeah I don’t trust the military.

Won’t someone think of the Children?!?!?

Agreed!  “You can come back into the union, but you have no say in governing until you grow the fuck up”

If they secede again, I say not to let them back in this time..

I would love to recreate Sherman’s march to the sea.  

my thought as well.  Outside of Abe, the rest of her “crushes” are not that impressive.

Would need a lot of ketchup or mustard or something to choke down food that disgusting.

They actually don’t care about the children or the mothers...they only care about controlling the women and making Jebus happy.

Oh the pro-birthers don’t actually care about the mother or the baby..they only care about controlling women.  

I like how the party of “personal responsibility” doesn’t actually have any. 

I was going to say that’s a great haiku, but it’s too long.

What?!? A sheriff’s department in Mississippi targeted black people unfairly cause the whole department was racist?!?!

But but but!!!

Agreed...but it’s tacos!  Who cares what day it falls on?!

I’ll watch this just for the fact it pisses off “Christians”