@Jellybish: And you do all this in bra and panties, right?

@CKD1: Thanks :)

@katieupsidedown: My grandpa was a tenant farmer and he was very one dimensional. Perhaps that colors my view a bit.

@TheFormerJuneBronson: I totally agree. And yeah, that cookbook with those pictures of chaps. It can be a bit much to handle.

@anteup lost her pizazz: Between the man, the homestead and the food...seems a pretty perfect life.

I find The Pioneer Woman's hubby, Marlboro Man, hot as hell. And he seems very traditional male. But she also writes about him watching The Housewive's Shows with her...so perhpas he is a mix of both.

@sassyredhead: @all: Thank you to all who answered. Glad to know I wasn't being rude.

I say Gesundheit but I have no idea what it means.

@Brownh0rnet: I have one in my glove box for extra long drives. And I am not kidding.

@AngriestGeek: Gasp is correct!

@AngriestGeek: The bus was awful and I avoided it as best I could. I do remember that my meal plan was basically Miss K's down the block. Did you ever go to O'Reilly's Bar around the corner? I was there a lot. :)

@girl_detective: Oh Ian. Where were you in my youth?

I am the only overweight person in my immediate family. And my family likes to remind me of it all the time. Which is why we aren't very close anymore.

@AngriestGeek: I was there from 85-87. On the 8th floor. Jim was my RA. We were in the cul-de-sac corner of the floor and had many blender parties!

I was looking at porn just this weekend. I look for dick...the more the better. I found some all-male college-themed vids this weekend. All kinds of dicks. I thoroughly enjoyed it and myself.

@AngriestGeek: Oh dear Lord. Were you also a victim?

I was paired with a modern dance major from Maine. I was an education major from Kansas. And because NYU dorms were packed we ended up on 28th and Madison in some old sleazy hotel that NYU rented for us leftovers. We ended up being pretty good friends. But I believe it was the circumstances that brought us together.…

@JinxyMcDeath: I asked for an electric razor on my 12th b-day. Not to shave my legs like I told my mom but so I could get off without using my sister's electric razor.

I do remember a Jezzie talking about a bookcase coming down on her when she was cumming whilst masturbating.

@Jellybish: You forgot to put a **shove** in there. :)