You’re real mother went away because you’re wicked. I’m your new mother with the glass eyes and wooden tail.

Looking at my facebook feed, I feel like I am the weirdo for not caring to watch one person knock out another.

Mary Fallin signed a law requiring welfare recipients to get drug-tested to receive food stamps. She talks constantly about self-reliance, personal responsibility, and cutting government waste. It’s rather noteworthy that her children are living on the taxpayers of the state, in an arrangement that in Christina’s case…

...goddammit, I know that’s just a calculated political move but I’ll be damned if it doesn’t warm the rusty, empty and necrotic cockles of my useless, cold heart.

Need. Address. NOW. (It'll be worth the $20+ in tolls and LIE traffic...)

I'm really glad to see that Jezebel isn't just dropping this story. It's not often that a blog does anything that could be even vaguely described as actual reporting. As a journalist - keep digging, there's clearly more to this story.