To make Mythopoetic Stew:

The dog almost knocked the damn door down, they should be worrying more about set construction.

2 Full 2 Furious.

For all the non-sports people, I want to point them to stuff like this as to why sports matter, and why they are a good thing, and why as “overpaid” or whatever you want to claim athletes are that sports can be such a powerful force for unifying people.