Why “unfortunately” Russell Crowe? He said a good thing.

a studio executive once suggested Julia Roberts (THE Julia Roberts) could play Harriet Tubman (THE Harriet Tubman)...

You must really love your wife

I giddily look forward to the day that Dancing With the Stars declines his agent’s offer to appear as a contestant. I will make a big fucking unfrosted white cake, push two little chocolate chips into the spongey top, and pretend I am eating his stupid head.

Oh, funny story:

In case anyone is ever tempted to think Republicans are stupider than Democrats, everyone please remember this comment.

Well, a CNN reporter tried and got shouted down. I am doubtful Buzzfeed gets Press Room credentials.

Yes. It’s amazing—I honestly keep thinking perhaps this is an altered timeline, that some evil scientist came back from the year 2100 and made this happen. It just feels like the universe is fundamentally broken in some way.