No no no. That’s that African President guy. The soccer guy. Great soccer player in his day! The best!

So, in a speech about Black History Month containing a mere 742 words, he referred to himself 25 times, while referring to only 8 black people (assuming Lynn is black.)

PRIME MINISTER OF HAWAII. Oh god, thank you for the laugh because I think my face is frozen into an expression of abject terror.

And bring him McDonalds and tell him over and over “you got more popular votes” while peeing on him.

Next year, he’s going to sign an EO renaming February Trumpuary.

...to pee on him, I presume?

That’s fake news. Jackalopes are totes real. Saw one the other day.

Notice he didn’t mention the first black president. Kind of an important milestone. Of course, that guy was way more popular than Dump.

I hear Donald Trump wants to celebrate Black History Month by hiring a prostitute who looks like Michelle Obama and bringing her into the Lincoln Bedroom.

Can you be the “Village Idiot” for an entire nation?

“..Omarosa’s actually a very nice person, nobody knows that. I don’t want to destroy her reputation but she’s a very good person..”.

Barack Obama, 2016:

Guys. Donald knows who Frederick Douglass is.

He is pathologically uncapable of not making it about him. He doesn’t even realize he is doing it.

I’m surprised he didn’t promise them a bigger, better month - one that has 31 days - to celebrate Black History in.

I hate that we have a president who, on his very best days and on his very best behavior, sounds like a fourth-grader reading aloud from the book report he wrote that morning before class, the majority of which he plagiarized from Wikipedia.

Quadrupling his support from Black voters would still not bring him close to 51%.

Trumpelthinskin, let me explain

But I don’t watch CNN, so I don’t get to see you as much as I used to. I don’t like watching fake news. But Fox has treated me very nice. Wherever Fox is, thank you.

Cannot WAIT for him to refer to a Black foreign head of state as an African American.