ALL OF YOUR DOGS ARE BEAUTIFUL PLEASE LET ME PET THEM

Don’t laugh at the stock photo of that child. My own daughter was recently diagnosed with shutterstock. She has watermarks all over her face and body, and she refuses to go outdoors.

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I’m basing my support for them on the fact that he says they could have called him. Therein lies the hallmark of every narcissist father. If you’re the parent, you’re the one who picks up the phone, you’re the one who visits, you’re the one who is there.

“Introversion and extroversion are aspects of personality coined by Carl Jung in the early 20th century. Since then, they’re often included as parts of personality scales like the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator. Shyness and being outgoing don’t have anything to do with it; it’s more about where we get our energy from. In…

It always comes down to this.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

I’m really conflicted here.

As my art teacher in college would say:

NO.

I’m sure I’ll get a lot of shit for this, but I just cant manage to muster up any sympathy for this girl or her mother. Where dress codes are sexist or unequally applied, I acknowledge and accept that shining a light on it and shaming the administrators can be a good thing. No one should be made to feel shitty simply…

Because XKCD has every topic covered.

I feel like sometimes the tall, blonde, white women get whatever their brand of feminism is discounted because they are tall, blond, and white. For example, I’m not sure I see anything much more progressive or inclusive about Beyonce, but she doesn’t seem to get the same amount of flack that Taylor does. Even look at…

Counterpoint: Taylor wanted to make a cool video with her friends.

Your mother must be so proud.

Holy shit, the comments on this article.