Lolololol, imagine criticizing someone for stating their ‘wrong opinions as facts’ while also claiming that there isn’t a single source that would classify people born in 1981 as millenials. You can’t make this shit up. 

Yeah, ‘Ok boomer’ is absolutely directed at Gen X as well as Boomers.

That’s kind of like asking what’s wrong with working at McDonalds. I mean, there is nothing wrong with being a spinner or a McDonalds clerk, but positioning either of those things as highly paid and something to aspire toward is (in context) a bit silly. Both spinners in the historical sense and McDonalds clerks in…

I’ve seen the meme you’re referring to, but that isn’t true. Spinning was a low status job with poor pay, married women were more likely to have better jobs. So, like, if you want to celebrate that unmarried women were able to find employment and not have to live at the mercy of a husband, that’s great, but it is…

To defend Miley’s “you don’t have to be gay” statement, from personal experience as a bisexual woman, it is really easy to forget that not everyone’s experiences are the same as our own. Like, I intellectually understand that people who are 100% straight or 100% gay exist, but that is something I will never experience…

Sic semper Tyrannis! Long live Deadspin!

RIP Deadspin.

These are very good dogs, and I am honoured to have had the opportunity to read about them.

To be honest, it’s her lack of oxford commas that bothers me the most. 

I, too, have zero tolerance for the obvious, undeniable bullshit pulled by athletes. It’s this grey-area stuff I find myself waffling on. Is it a double standard that this behaviour seems pretty benign in a post-game locker room situation while I’d be absolutely livid if a male coworker poured a drink on me after a…

I say this without even an ounce of judgement for Tricia Whitaker, but the reality is that women who want to build a career in sports have to do at least a little bit of ‘cool-girl’ing. I tolerate bullshit in sports environments that I absolutely wouldn’t tolerate anywhere else, and yeah, I often find myself…

I (a cis woman) have started responding to the question, “do you have any children?” with “none that I know of” because the double takes are A+.

I’m one of those obnoxiously friendly people, and this joke (along with being a smiley, conventionally attractive young woman) is how I cemented my position as the favourite cashier of all the old man regulars back when I was working the customer service desk at a hardware store. 

Old man: Mornin’, Sas, workin’ hard?
Me:…

This reminds me very much of the early GPS snafus I witnessed back in the day. Like, sure, it was an error on the part of the GPS to suggest that you drive down that ATV trail, but you’re still the idiot that drove so far down an ATV trail that your SUV got stuck. 

Anecdotally, most of the women I know well enough to discuss porn consumption with do consume porn. A quick google search brings up plenty of stats that indicate that a majority of women consume porn, but less frequently than men do; basically, while men tend to consume porn daily or weekly, women tend to consume porn…

Because porn meets a clear and obvious need in society. The vast majority of people consume at least some porn. We’re better off demanding better, more ethical porn, which realistically means actually paying for porn coming from ethical studios rather than just watching whatever clips of shady origin we can find for…

I’m in third place! Finally! A sport I can medal in! 

Right?! Like, if you didn’t fuck a near stranger in the anthropology stacks, did you really go to university? 

Someone is also playing a trumpet backwards. He’s my favourite one. 

This is wholesome and adorable, up to and including the part where that kid gets accidentally punched in the face.