“I couldn’t control you,”

His signature is actually a cartoon drawing...

Five black coaches gone.  

Hue Jackson has a good shot of picking up in Cincinnati where he left off.

Scene: Raiders war room
Gruden: “Mike, give me this kid’s numbers.
Mayock: “His 40 time is good. Bench press is good. Wonderlic is alright. —-”
Gruden: “I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THOSE FRUITCAKE NUMBERS, GIVE ME THE REAL NUMBER!”
Mayock: “Oh um... -rustles papers- we have his xGG (Gruden Grinder) at...eleventy?”
Gruden:…

Lucky the game was in Washington. If it were in Philly, the kid would’ve thrown his beer in Sudfeld’s face.

I would guess that the replacement was signed by Foles. The real question is does he sign it “BDN”?

A Miami resident leaves temple early so he doesn’t miss out on a great deal?

When making chicken salad out of chicken shit, just add Mayock.

Does that mean he gets to wear the turnover chain?

Markricht zero, Dude.

bless your heart. 

Fuck that. We go eight conferences of eight teams. You play your teams one time and everybody from the champions to the guys who went 0-7 are reseeded into a bracket of 64 teams with favorites getting the home games. Losers are lumped together to play out the string. National Champion is 13-0.

Birds of prey generally go after the weakest and most undeserving of their place in the group.

I didn't know Callista Gingrich was a football fan.

The Seahawks are successful because most of the defenses are built to defend the pass-heavy offenses throughout the NFL. Most defensive front sevens are lightweight, fast, and built to rush the QB or cover the TE/WRs, not hold off a 320lb OL before tackling a hard-hitting RB. Seattle has road-grader offensive linemen…

The collective will to see more Cable Thanos videos is playing its part too.

The Horned Frogs not only didn’t get to start its overtime possession at the 13 where the guy was tackled, but they had to back up from the 25 to the 40 because the dude falling down on the interception return was called for sideline interference. (Which is why it took them 10 plays to go 15 yards, the penalty is not…

Hope you get your money back.

The Tebow gear is combined in a lot with two large portraits of Trump