Soccer people are fucking unbearable.

Yeah, they’ve only won 8 of the last 11 titles. Hardly perennial! More like 80percential!

Zydeco Gumbo’s notes:

They looked pretty good winning 4-0 two days ago. They are getting healthier. Coman makes Bayern a completely different team. 

I mean ... fifth in European ELO, second in 538's SPI among teams in the competition, and one loss in the last two months all seem fine, even if they struggled early this season

It’s not a seeded bracket.

Lukewarm take: the entire league is ass this year.

“If you do blackface with two black guys, and they’re okay with it, you get a pass. You’re allowed to,” Clancy said,

This is what happens when you are too tan to go as Brian Scalabrine

This would definitely make funding the wall a lot less controversial.

...are you going to imply the NHL sucks because of what Vegas “nearly” did?

That’s one of those headlines that make no sense until you read the article, and then you wish you hadn’t made the effort.

Like there are so many dumb and weird things about the MLS but the players are fine and winning is fun. Likewise, the cliches of MLS roster construction (over the hill Euros + Americans who will never try their luck overseas) belong to the white elephant teams that also never win anything.

I bet the strip clubs in Manchester fucking suck, too. No one wants some chav named Becks when you can have Atlanta’s finest.

Calling you a one-trick pony seems like an insult to ponies that at least have their one trick nailed down.

At least he kept it under 10,000 words this time.

Another variant of his only take, this time without any argument whatsoever.

I’m not even a huge fan of MLS, but mannnn, fuck off with the tone of this article.

Meh **yawn**. Gimme some early 1990's Gold Club dancers any day. That after some quality time spent at Petrus only to finish the night/day at Club Anytime.  Perhaps Masquerade and Backstreet if I was feeling frisky. 

They’re really gonna be in the red now.