The Seahawks are successful because most of the defenses are built to defend the pass-heavy offenses throughout the NFL. Most defensive front sevens are lightweight, fast, and built to rush the QB or cover the TE/WRs, not hold off a 320lb OL before tackling a hard-hitting RB. Seattle has road-grader offensive linemen…

The collective will to see more Cable Thanos videos is playing its part too.

The Horned Frogs not only didn’t get to start its overtime possession at the 13 where the guy was tackled, but they had to back up from the 25 to the 40 because the dude falling down on the interception return was called for sideline interference. (Which is why it took them 10 plays to go 15 yards, the penalty is not…

Hope you get your money back.

The Tebow gear is combined in a lot with two large portraits of Trump

Soccer people are fucking unbearable.

Yeah, they’ve only won 8 of the last 11 titles. Hardly perennial! More like 80percential!

Zydeco Gumbo’s notes:

They looked pretty good winning 4-0 two days ago. They are getting healthier. Coman makes Bayern a completely different team. 

I mean ... fifth in European ELO, second in 538's SPI among teams in the competition, and one loss in the last two months all seem fine, even if they struggled early this season

It’s not a seeded bracket.

Lukewarm take: the entire league is ass this year.

“If you do blackface with two black guys, and they’re okay with it, you get a pass. You’re allowed to,” Clancy said,

This is what happens when you are too tan to go as Brian Scalabrine

This would definitely make funding the wall a lot less controversial.

...are you going to imply the NHL sucks because of what Vegas “nearly” did?

That’s one of those headlines that make no sense until you read the article, and then you wish you hadn’t made the effort.

Calling you a one-trick pony seems like an insult to ponies that at least have their one trick nailed down.

Meh **yawn**. Gimme some early 1990's Gold Club dancers any day. That after some quality time spent at Petrus only to finish the night/day at Club Anytime.  Perhaps Masquerade and Backstreet if I was feeling frisky. 

They’re really gonna be in the red now.