Can’t wait for more stories about how hard it is to find a parking place in NYC.

I’m sure grad school helped and it was probably a constant trend in that direction. I still say “idyllically libertarian, pragmatically liberal” is where I am. Orange Foolius wasn’t a “conservative” from the moment go, and watching the current authoritarians gyrate to his golden idol has been a disgusting trainwreck

If you go back further there was a section on “Memes” that included stuff like cotomer sevis, dragoning, Roy Wort, “Why did you turn!?”, and everyone’s favorite Because Racecar.

I don’t care how awesome a person Erin Marquis is, if you are willing to work for Amazon, you derserve to be shamed.

That is the no goodest cotomer sevis

I, for one, can’t wait to see all the resultant bitching & whining from the ever-present contingent of booklicking, cop-fellating, fascist fucks - I mean, reasonable modern-day conservatives - that soil the Jalopnik comment sections.

It’s true. I’ll be dead by winter. 

There was a Jalopnik Wikipedia page for a long time, including a whole section on our inside jokes, but Wikipedia deleted it a few years back. They even purged the history so you can’t revert it to anything before the redirect.

Hey, I work out of these things for a living, so I have a few pointers.

Ghosts? Hundreds, surely. 

I will have a full blog on that process when it is finished. We’re waiting on a load of gravel to finish the job. 

Was always a thing with male-female pairings too.

He probably could’ve phrased it better, but I agree with the underlying sentiment 100%. It’s absurd that every male friendship gets distorted into a potential gay relationship, even when there’s no evidence beyond the relationship being just a male friendship. Happens with female friendships, too (see, e.g.,…

Fuck you, bootlicker.

This dude absolutely would be fence sitting about the Civil Rights issue if he was alive in the 60s. “Of course I believe in civil rights, I just think that this MLK fellow just stirs up trouble and is too aggressive. It really turns people off to the cause, imo.”

I wonder if the percentage of coal miners that are conservative and the percentage of conservatives who are in favor of making running over protestors legal, is the same? The irony of this story is delicious.

“Nothing good can come from blocking roadways”

“BUT, nothing good can come from blocking roadways.”

Got to blame those victims! I’m sure the corporation loves you as much as you love it!