Yay! Attention all auto manufacturers. Drop whatever OS you have now. And use this.

Nope... this is bad. It’s bad because when the time comes that the driver has to drive in the city where some parallel parking becomes inevitable, they’ll be fucked... and do some stupid shit like this:

Or... maybe you lack critical car skills others have.

Just because you’ve never had the chance to lay a woman, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t take the time to learn to handle your johnson.

You could not be more wrong, sir. Parallel parking NEEDS to be on the test. Given that a great deal of Maryland is very urban, parallel parking is a must, and should be tested for to ensure some dumbass isn’t going to push in the corner of my bumper. Really, how long can it take? If you don’t get it right the first…

I disagree. This shows car control, that the operator is aware as to the size of the car, placement, and how to safely reverse the car.

Hate to say it Tyler but, you’re trying to use logic and reasoning in the face of insanity. That never works. Try reverse psychology and call for our A-10’s to be immediately deactivated, that’s the only way to reach the kickback fat brass. If you can slip an anti A-10 flier into their cocktail menus or hire and train…

As if there weren’t already enough reasons not to buy a Prius...

Also known as the:

Relevent John Oliver clip.

Once again: the import laws are so, so stupid.

“I’d be cruising down the highway in the right lane, attempting to conform to Virginia’s speed limits by driving at approximately the same speed as toothpaste being squeezed out of the tube by an elderly hamster.”

Doug looks surprisinglyyoung and looks like the guy from tokyo drift.

YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY

Here's one that may in fact qualify as irony: Here in upstate NY, the other year a bunch of motorcyclists were protesting the state helmet law. One of them had an accident (during the protest, I assume they were riding around places), and died from head injuries that could've been prevented had he been wearing a…

True dat. They'll rip out a $2500 air conditioning compressor and risk a grand larceny rap for the $25 worth of copper in it. Desperate or stupid, take your pick.

Yeah, when this was a problem in Hawaii, they definitely passed legislation putting the onus on the scrapyards and recycling centers to document what they are buying, and who they are buying it from. When someone brings in an entire spool of utility cable clearly marked as being the property of the electric company,…

What should you do if you encounter a Møøse on the road?