If that isn’t a special feature somewhere, ork motivational speaking, we have failed as a society. 

Duuuuuuuuude, sign me up for that. 

To me it read more like we aren’t following the same play book. This might be a different kind of movie, whatever that means, so it may not be well received within the framework of movies they have already built. At this point, to me at least, it is a matter of I have to trust them to put out a good movie until they…

Delivered supplies to the bay...

That was what I thought when I read the headline. 

Que magnifique

Yub yub, commander.

*Frantically looking up who is playing against the Titans in my office knockout pool*

Is this going to be an Adrian Beltre head touched thing, cause that was always funny to watch. 

Sly Marbo or gtfo

I cannot think of any other game I enjoy reading about more, but have no desire to play. 

But did you give him a fake pregnancy test to catch him in this lie? Details after this commercial break. 

At least here in a America we stick to real, hard hitting on field issues like if Baker Mayfield actually shook Richard Sherman’s hand or not. 

Frame by fucking frame Zapruder style or gtfo. 

Evil reptilian Jews? 

‘Uh, listen general leader person, we can march maybe, I dunno, down the road yonder, but anything else is outside of our effective mobility range. And sorry to say, but the ‘94 Jimmy Freedom Wagon has a blown tranny (heh, that’s what she said) so we are probably just gonna have to stay here.’

I don’t know if I would say chewing dust as that would imply rapid acceleration. Maybe hacking on the exhaust from the rust but still running ‘89 Plymouth K Car that was the Chargers on Sunday.

So much tennis on the Deadspins today. 

Painted on his racket strings perhaps?

I’m #1, I’m #1