Live in a medium city in KS and straight-line winds tend to do more collective damage than tornadoes but those generally won’t kill you. Tornadoes can do that without question.

Looks like the same face Molina made when while trying to pick up his stones....

We need like a Greatest Hits of just terrible, meaningless, unintelligible metaphors used to explain things to us plebes.

Wait, is this guy enjoying himself, while playing? THE UNWRITTEN RULES DEMAND RETRIBUTION!!!!!!!

New Sabermetric stat: Hard as Fuck Balls or HaFBs

And Emma Stone, with the power of Red-headedness...Devastating.

Where is the ‘All the Pitchers He has batted against’????

You don’t show up a team like that, that isn’t playing baseball the right way. I expect the unwritten rules to be upheld the next time they meet. Balls thrown behind batters and stuff. One of them may even be on purpose.

People get violent, in line, just waiting to buy those iPhones. Not really sure if that makes or refutes your point. I give up.

Sending thoughts and prayers.

It’s like it is a timeline of of the last week...

At this point doesn’t SNL stop doing sketches and just become like CSPAN or something. They don’t need writers or actors any longer. Just show the days highlights. Sportscenter for the US govt if you will.

But not TOO cerebral like that smarty Cal kid.

I say we tweak the unwritten rules a bit. Since the spikes (As a Yankees fan, yes that was a dirty slide) were up on an infielder, the next time the infielder gets the ball he can try and ping the throw off the guy running the 1B line. Let’s share the administration of justice duties a little more broadly.  

Never not an appropriate time for this.

They’re gonna end someones career with that kind of reckless action.

What are the unwritten rules here? A brush back no look pass? A hard elbow to the back? Benches clear for 10 min of angry posturing?

This is a very fun game: Things that weigh the same as Bartolo Colon.

Your words are like a knife Ray, cutting Beckham deep.

You forgot: