Jesus, and now I am thinking of the Tiny Toons where they did this as a wrestling match...thanks for childhood flashbacks. Have a star.

Can we start shuffling villains between shows? A baddie randomizer? Punisher vs an army of magic-y shadow ninjas, Cage and Iron Fist vs the gov conspiracy, Jessica Jones vs legal proceedings, Daredevil vs god or something, I am out of ideas here.

This is a sadly poetic way to put it.

Does Netflix give a flip about discussing one thing in particular? If you are discussing anything that is good right? No matter what brings people to the service, money is money. If they catch you with Cloverfield and you watch Altered Carbon based on recommendation, does that matter to them? To me they have to have…

Scenario is legit. I saw a movie about it once.

Set that bar low and really stick that landing.

Is there a vegas line on if he will be found hanging by torn sheets or something within the next few years?

You failed to account for the secret launch mechanism inside his prosthetic leg. But damn this is good stuff.

Objective to you, which would make it subjective?

Well...kinda. Except for the defensive play that helped seal the game. And a defensive uhh, powerbomb(?) that stopped NE in the Red Zone. The rare occasions the defense showed were pretty timely. But yes, the shootout was fun as hell to watch.

Convinced that every situation possible on Earth can be gif’d via a Simpons or Futurama gif. We need scientific studies dammit.

By ‘if Griffin gets hurt’ I presume you mean when Griffin gets hurt right?

Knowing a couple people that are around that level of brilliance, they all do that. But yeah, that is a rough listen. And I really like NDT. I think that his Cosmos type shows are much MUCH more enjoyable than him being interviewer.

I’d watch that show. Neil Aoki talking science all day then raving and throwing cake all night.

Fan wakes up tied to a post in, well, the post. Just gets repeatedly dunked on by Westbrook over and over until he, the fan, breaks. Movie/30 for 30 script practically writes itself.

It is another layer on that shit cake.

“...told by an adult that it was “a sin.” - You said it yourself. Told by an adult based on religious beliefs that it was a sin. Also, having been around the church for most of my life including middle school, high school and college, this is not knee-jerk nor outrage. See all the instances of priests and children.…

And this... ‘she was told that being abused was a sin’. On top of everything else, fuck every single little bit of this.  

ESPN Extreme Games on the PS1. Careening down courses on Street Luges and stuff, cracking other riders. Jumping through hoops and things.

I like Toys-R-Us, have since I was a kid. I try and shop there when I can even if it is a small price difference. But man, at least locally, the store looks rough (it is very old in all fairness), it doesn’t seem to be stocked well at times (maybe merchandised is a better term, it isn’t set up to be conducive to…