I’m really afraid this is what the left is going to do: smirk and revel in the fact that it’s smarter than the POTUS. We did that with Bush, we had dozens of hilarious Borowitzian-caliber calendars and books on the shelves at Borders, and we got our asses kicked.

We get it, PEOTUS is dumb. So was Bush II. How do we…

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

You jest, but I’ve heard Sarah fucking Palin’s named bandied about for Secretary of the VA. A woman who’s qualification for the post is “My shitbag son of a son is a vet.”

Well of course it’s because he’s on the board of Energy Transfer Partners. Look at the job Ben Carson got just because the department had the word “urban” in it.

How else do you melt away all the snow? Burnouts save lives!

As to Hillary becoming SecState again...

It’s looking like the front runner is a 30+ year, scandal-heavy, Washington-insider with a convicted track record of sending classified e-mails to uncleared people over unclassified servers.

So...though the name might not be the same....we really might be getting “Clinton” back…

Yeah, my dad is always trying so hard to not buy from this or that gas station, telling me I shouldn’t buy from an Exxon or whatever. I keep telling him, they’re all terrible. There isn’t a gas company who hasn’t done terrible things.

Estimates are that we have roughly 37 years of available oil reserves.

Stretching that out as far as possible means that we should be focusing heavily on fuel efficiency and alternative methods of producing motive power for anything and everything that currently uses oil and natural gas.

Because we currently breakdown…

Crony. This word, it doesn’t mean what you think it means.

Kellyanne is that you?

That has a disturbingly nice ring to it.

No shit. Current POTUS is barely amateur-hour crony-POTUS; the next one will be the biggest cronyboy with which we’ve ever been afflicted.

Carrier “folded” to Trump for a $7 million dollar tax break. I wouldn’t exactly call that folding, I’d call it a gift they happily accepted.

Lying liars who lie don’t have to do what they say, because the lies were never true! But they were very satisfying to hear. People loved it. The best lies, he has the best lies, truly amazing. People call him crying about how much they love his lies, how comforting they are, how strong and amazing. It would be wrong…

I wouldn’t call getting a $7 million tax incentive folding. I know that seems like more money than it is, but c’mon.

Cafe standards ushered in the current amazing golden age of internal combustion we currently are experiencing. Companies actually invested some money in engine technology and it’s fucking amazing . Everybody wins . Get fucked .

You know who is the governor of Indiana, right?

Fossil ages aren’t determined by carbon dating but by geologic methods like the age of the rock layer in which the fossil was found. There are times when the age of the surrounding rock is determined by radiometric methods but carbon-14 has too short of a half life to be useful past 60-75k years or so. A potassium…