1st gear- it’s not that they can’t figure out how to make hydrogen work or batteries for that matter, it’s getting the business model of sucking every goddam penny out of us dumbasses to work that is the problem! EVs don’t break down daily or need daily dino-juice changes, hydrogen is too easy to make since you only…

I put a gas can in the trunk of my bolt and its still full, damn that thing is efficient! Still can’t find the dipstick tho.

“We HIGHLIGHTED in blackout ink all of DT’s alternate facts” there i fixed the headline for you.

We elected Donny Tiny Hands president of the USA, we won’t have any arctic ice to break in a few years so lets not waste our money.

exactly, we all know what they love: racism, fascism and atheism!

the crumbling infrastructure is not a top priority when we could use the money to bomb mud-huts in Somalia instead! yay military industrial complex!

je comprende!

oh what, you have flappy paddles on your handle steerer and only 2 pedals?

wow, that person is telling everyone that they are the most humble person evar!

at first I was like “nooo” then I was all like “cool, curb sensors, ok then”

the blue spots help the pushrods survive brief bursts up to 8000rpm...

all the off road capabilities of a lift kit with all the fuel mileage of sedan tires!

2nd place is 2nd winner?

if you appropriate our confederate flags, what’s to stop us from appropriating your nazi flags? I don’t wanna give a moron ideas so don’t tell anyone this... 

eew, those are like butt nutz?!?!?!

they would have run the water pump belt up there but were afraid that would reduce the flow of headlight fluid, can’t let that shit get too low I heard!

#sideexitexhaust

you need to move, get out now! (ps, blacksmith sasquatch? hi)

so they make a regular car into a race car then? yisss!

sick burn Ratchet! who’s that poser now???