hey, some of us are above the law. (by “us” I mean “not me because I’m not the hot fuzz”)

I’m not sure but you may have just inadvertantly rewritten their constitution...

lookin real close, I don’t see earth mover tires in the back...nope, don’t see it.

there’s no way that could cary a tire that large without front fender mounted side mirrors.

so now all you need is millions?

look, my proton vapor hover toilet hardly ever reaches critical hyper pressure. lay off man!

tail fin stabilized?

ostriches are clearly bicycles and I’m not sure but cheetahs have got to have torque vectoring, lemme check.

there’s an OTA update coming this winter they promissed!

they only needed a shifter poker and a transmission pedal screw? doesn’t Haefelle sell those?

yeah, remember the good old days of the slotty slotty stomp stompers?

flaps like a duck, must be a beaver tail!

that’s not nearly as bad as a solar panel spill, those are super disastrous, similar to a wind turbine spill.

it’s more of a “sploosh” and then an “oops, guess the taxpayers will have to truck in bottled water for the next hundred years”

the only question that matters, is it safe for Santa? do we really want reindeer accidents people, do we?

beyond amazing how well preserved it is after so long under water! kudos to that shitbox!

love the headline, it doesn’t include: “Tesla Killer” anywhere in it!?!?!?! Will be sweet if it works, greencarreports.com always had amazing new battery discovery news, I wonder if they’re saying anything about this?

this one doesn’t come in chrome vinyl, Beib’z will have to wait.

that is bland even for a VW, the diah-vomm-iss brown/green/yellow color doesn’t help.

Yeah, fuck you future on this planet for humans, you’re a jerk! this is so stupid.