there’s an OTA update coming this winter they promissed!

they only needed a shifter poker and a transmission pedal screw? doesn’t Haefelle sell those?

yeah, remember the good old days of the slotty slotty stomp stompers?

flaps like a duck, must be a beaver tail!

that’s not nearly as bad as a solar panel spill, those are super disastrous, similar to a wind turbine spill.

it’s more of a “sploosh” and then an “oops, guess the taxpayers will have to truck in bottled water for the next hundred years”

the only question that matters, is it safe for Santa? do we really want reindeer accidents people, do we?

beyond amazing how well preserved it is after so long under water! kudos to that shitbox!

love the headline, it doesn’t include: “Tesla Killer” anywhere in it!?!?!?! Will be sweet if it works, greencarreports.com always had amazing new battery discovery news, I wonder if they’re saying anything about this?

this one doesn’t come in chrome vinyl, Beib’z will have to wait.

that is bland even for a VW, the diah-vomm-iss brown/green/yellow color doesn’t help.

Yeah, fuck you future on this planet for humans, you’re a jerk! this is so stupid.

the only decent badge

it wasn’t a sports car... until it was labeled one! PS, I had one... sorry.

to be fair there’s 2 available models, the “texting while driving” one and the “pure drive” one. You don’t see many of the former still on the road tho...

oh, I even checked mazda’s site to see what it meant, you are more informative!

does it light up when you turn on both cams at the same time?

how do you know which end is “out back” now?

“32.6 MPG” would be a pretty cool badge (or whatever the mileage is) and it would be informative.

we subsidize pickups with tax money as “work trucks” so yeah, pay for all of your bro-dozer gas guzzler and we’ll all be bros!