please tell me the volkswagen mags still have voluptuous babes on their covers!!!

my ER doc brother in law told me the joke- what’s the last thing a redneck says before he dies- hey check this out (there are many versions I’ve heard) but his was based on some ridiculous examples.

that dude barely had any AIDS sores on his arms

that would be a skeevie EV

“I returned my new Model X, I couldn’t get the engine to start.” that’s how CitroenBX sounds...

can we get a thinkpiece on safety cones placed in front of damaged guardrails after an accident? Same type of BS as these BoB signs, they provide no discernible change in behavior of drivers... like a cone would stop me from loosing control in that particular spot!

this is how babies are transported when there’s no room for car-seats...???...???

I want someone to calculate 1992 dollars on this to see if all that maintenance paid off on this $3500 asking price... (ps- I’m in the “Pokemon is back” camp)

it’s called “autopilot”

yeah, thanks for calling them out on that click-bait BS! Jalopnik is the new click-bait police!

pffffffff....bbbboooooiiiinnnngggggggggggg....pfffffff is how it went, in case you don’t want to watch the video.

yeah, but how will they understand the caller? they have a British accent!

tru, but I am glad the VW dealer dissuaded me from getting a TDI that one time...

sure those ain’t alpacas? or 4 legged ostriches? Or Lamaostrich Camels?

well it would never be able to make it all the way around the 500 mile long oval track in Indianapolis...

but do you? in reality? no...

but does it have Lucas “electronics”???

you’d think the movers would have equipment for doing their job that didn’t potentially rip off the front spoiler of every car they load that isn’t an Escalade.

your inlaws park a trailer with white gloves, they some classy sum-bitches!

the car has 4.2 gazzilion horsepower, he is only adding .5 donkey-force. you are wrong