the 5.0 with the flat black hood was pretty badass...

those fuckers NEVER WAVE BACK! JK is short for joke.

there is no way I will be the monkey unless I can use a bungee cord to keep me on board that death sled!

this is exactly how I feel when I drive my jeep tj with the roof and doors off!

thank you for preemptively answering my question I didn’t ask.

You’ve been on the Dump Truck too long, that was a hate crime, no terrorism. (Dump = Trump)

if my game is on and I want to call you, what number should I dial?

you would murder all that patina?

are you serious? that’s some survival skills stuff right there!

“but it’s a painless death”

“I got a rock in my ‘rarri” -Fetty Wap

shit, I rode my fatbike to work today! eh, I’ll pedal like a champ!

or as the press calls it “Destroys Tesla with another rendering YO!”

apply asbestos you can to ensure a water tight seal!

with 12 layers of cancer play doh, 3 rolls of friction tape, a spool of bailing wire protecting their junk, they could keep their balls submerged for minutes at at time before having to reapply.

I don’t know what the problem was, I changed the headlight fluid regularly and the flip out side arm indicators still wouldn’t work! Also I was a teenager and had no patience...

got it, I have not owned any German cars, just Japanese (no electrical probs) British (Lucas is the prince of darkness) and American (not many electrical problems)

are we sure this happened? is she sure this happened? what kind of mushrooms was she picking?

I’ll put my 25 cents in for the entire budget of the secret service for a year, how about you? when only half the ballets are counted, that’s not really “the people have spoken” that’s more like “the DNC got the results they were looking for”

oh come on, not only did she not know about it, she also tried to stop it! that’s 2 things going for her all at once!