turn the engine off? try “redline that baby” for the smoothest photo of all time.

we will now call her... Tina Turbo

there’s not enough turtle wax on the planet to buff that one out...

please show police bumpers on there, I have to see it!

what part of “free” don’t you understand? Think of this as free cars, nearly free “fuel” and massively reduced maintenance... ok, replacing bumpers and fenders might be a little bankrupt-ish.

headline and story sound like the owners word as the god’s honest truth from high above, then tries to figure out how Tesla screwed this whole thing up... weird

as far as brake dust, what about frictionless regen braking?

Ba-Donk-r-Donk-Voort?

...defending Tesla from armies of people stuck in the past or being paid by oil companies. Hey, wanna talk about subsidies yet?

the ONLY company with manufacturing flaws?

luckily, they don’t have to get completely fucked by a stealership to get problems taken care of!

oh, you have a Tesla?

Yeah, it’s not worth planning growth... it’s better to shrink and die right? Thanks Drumpf...

oh, GM needed it, well at least there was a reason unlike Tesla who is starting a revolutionary new sustainable transportation system which is the first in the world and will help the industry hopefully move into the 21st century and give us a few more habitable years on this planet.

you have to explain it, these are the same people who say Trump’s failures are just totally part of being just a fantastic businessman...

Elon knows how slowly he has to move to drag the commentariat along with him to the future, apparently some commenters can’t even go that slowly. The grille was supposed to have a visual continuity with “regular cars” but now that most of us are not scared of electric cars, they felt they could remove it...

git outta here ya foreigner! no I have not wondered that. I’m not about to be the investor who was duped into having to bail out his next bankrupt company (the US of America Corp. LLC)

god dammit, I thought you were going to say something positive about the Trump... whew, thanks, but don’t scare me next time!

I agree with this dude, he should be able to drive without all those so-forthie things except not here. he needs to take his Expedition (no doubt with American flag stickers) to the holy land and drive around there. he might wanna bring his ar16, maybe a bullet proof vest too...

you realize you’re the labeler... right? “you dipshit liberals” I believe you intoned.