heal and toe those loafers young Alain, heal and toe

lets see, who's gonna buy the plans... hummmm... ELON!?!?!?!

"MPH"? that's spelled "PFFFFT"

"Defender this bitch!"

cop cars can block the roads, cop bikes can block the bike lanes, the motorcycle can go both ways. done.

yup, since this happened it's obvious that ALL bikers do this exact same thing every time and errey one of um should obviously be banned. Also, a car crashed once so... Try logic sometimes peeps

did anyone mention the humongous government handouts we get for our fuel and "trucks"

sounds a lot like the the squirrel driving the volvo truck scenario

what's on the front of the Subaru, nevermind it's probably a bra.

on the Focus they look like toothpicks, on the Aston they look like fangs...

"gubmint stay outta mah bidness, don't watch what I do, I'm a gonna defund ya, you can't restrict me in any way. by the way, were you survailing MTV in real time the other night, why didn't you restrict that, you need more empoloyees and a bigger budget!" that's how I read this mess...

pontiac aztec?

"abundance of air..." that's some glass half full shit right there!

I'm holding out for the hybrid!

well it may not be made in China but is sure looks like it's of Chinese decent!!! and how about that hood seem, maybe the Chinese could have gotten better tolerances...

did a metallic coating ignite the gas inside?

(are men allowed to post here? I drifted over from jalopnik ok!) SJP is awesome!