I’m hoping for a return to silliness and awesomeness of series 5-15 ONTG*. Great trips with silly contests, great guests if they have any, a non talking white suit.

That feel, when you realize Super Bowl commercials cost more than quality programming...

Well, he wanted to schwinn really badly. He cannon be dalenied.

He got all huffy.

He’ll be sleeping with the Fishbeds tonight.

Considering the enthusiasm in the car community for hot hatches, I have to disagree. If this thing had toned down/smoother styling (think NSX vs the boxiness/WRXiness of this), I have a feeling a lot of people would be on board. Or at least I would be.

I really miss Honda of old, where they brought sensible styling…

Anytime you’re copying Subaru’s styling, it’s going to be ugly. This looks like some designer traced all of the WRX’s styling elements to the new Civic, then spent the rest of the day watching porn on his phone in the bathroom.

I hope I’m not in the minority when I say this:

Half their problem is running those BFG A/Ts.

I prefer these:

Amen brother. Crazy, looks like a young Melissa Joan Hart without the funky eye, can handle an assault weapon? Oh god, please be me next. Please please please!

Something something don’t stick your dick in crazy...

I think we need to pass a law that requires all vehicle transmissions to have unsynchronized straight cut gears. I think people will drive more at attentively that way.

Let’s use some electronic wizardry to figure this out. Enhance ... enhance ... there! Okay, clean it up a little, correct the parallax ... good. The answer is right there on top of the knob:

The car is from 2000 and so is the Photoshop job. I’ll go ahead and guess that they were trying to appeal to the CarDomain crowd too.

That’s waaaaay to much money for a Hyundai.

Man, coasted through a department store? That’s hardcore.

Unpopular opinion: this is far and away the ugliest M3 ever produced. The whole car just looks... cheap to me. It always has. Like you could rip all the trim off with a pair of pliers. Even as a guy who can appreciate 90s car design, I have never understood this vehicle’s appeal.