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...Or they would’ve tried to capture him to get the secret formula for the Krabby Patty.

I knew “Weird” Al Yankovic fans were dedicated, but damn, $450 mil?

SO... the basement setup with the handcuffs means the instructions included having Tyrell appear as if he were a hostage who escaped and tried to stop the plot, yes?

Ugh. I shudder every time I see that Flash costume. He’s supposed to look sleek and fast. His costume shouldn’t look like it’s made of melted bowling balls held together with the wire you use to hang pictures.

The fanboys getting mad at the reviewers is so misplaced. The people we/they should be mad at is Warner Brothers. How in the fuck can they not get this right?

Whaaaaaaat? Dr. Strange was not mediocre.

The climax of the movie is the emotionally-charged moment when Batman realizes that they’re actually called “Martha Boxes,” and I’ll just show myself out thanks

It taught me lots of stuff, like not eating everything that smells good, because sometimes it’s a candle.

She and the Twitter tech who deleted Trump’s account should team up and solve crimes around quirky small-town America.

Fuck your priorities

This is a pretty clear-eyed, devastating account.

Yo, head’s up, when Darlene was sitting alone in Shayla’s apartment she was downloading a torrent, a BluRay rip of the 1996 film Shazam, starring Sinbad.

My biggest problem with Batman v. Superman’s approach to the whole “Kryptonians as gods” storyline is that it clearly, unequivocally depicts Superman as a god. Period. In fact, the film’s version of Superman ONLY functions as a Christ metaphor, and has absolutely no appeal OUTSIDE of that... which is not who Superman

I’m all for Supergirl’s hotness, but she’s not the one with buns of steel in this family:

Wouldn’t life be so much better for so many people if they could just meet Sara Lance.

I teared up also when Alex got into bed with Maggie & realized she was going to soon have to break up with her ... I felt better for Alex though knowing the crossover is coming and she is soon going to meet Sara Lance

Man, even with Hallelujah being overplayed that last montage got me a bit misty eyed. And damn, poor Alex.

Perhaps I’m biased, but this is one of the best acted of the fantasy shows that I watch. The DC/CW-verse has a dependable core, and Doctor Who can range from great to okay, but Lucifer has a solid ensemble that never fails to hit their marks, even in the small moments. Ellis and Helfer did such an amazing job playing

It started off sounding like a parody of a Drake/Jeremih type song until the Zoo part which was straight Lonely Island

I had no idea where the Nathaniel song was going to go - I almost choke-laughed when he said “I go to the ZOOOO!”