at least if we get another Bush administration I’ll get a chance to wear my “Less Bush, More Dick” Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine tank top without irony again. right now, it just dates me.

I’d rather have Jon Stewart for president... maybe THAT’S why he’s leaving the Daily Show!

I bet the only reason guests were “moving” the flowers to look at the bean’s vag was because this lady couldn’t shut up about it and told everyone that the bear had a vague vagina (ok, to toot my own horn “vague vagina” is now my favorite term ever). isn’t it icing? couldn’t she have just blended it out with a knife…

Americans don’t even learn that much about OUR OWN country in school, let alone anyone else’s. since we’re doomed to repeat the past in endless loops, that seems a bit short sighted. it’s really sad that in many places standardized testing is replacing the more thoughtful ways of teaching and learning about our…

I love Geek Love... I read it in high school and keep reading it.

I love how for like half of it he’s trying to mind control the stupid human with the video camera into turning on the faucet for him. “fine, I’ll do it myself, asshole.”

I know nothing about this shooting, I haven’t watched the news all day. but just from this, really Fox News? you have to make this about YOU? and your white ass not following anything that Jesus actually espoused Christianity? REALLY? what a bunch of Douchbags. (and yes, that’s capital D.) how about the dead people?

hell to the yes. I didn’t even read the article, I would absolutely bang the hell out of Richard Harrow. Scary scar face or not, either way. I was so sad when he died.

you can avoid abortion by knowing how not to get pregnant in the first place, but I’m guessing a sites having to do with safe sex are probably blocked too, because hey, this abstinence program thing is probably working right? that’s what kills me about all these anti abortion people. If you don’t want people to have…

because as established in the first Jurassic Park, the raptors can hide on boats. and probably drive them too if they have to.

sentient icebergs sound great. I’d go see a movie about that... or dinosaurs riding sentient icebergs! Jurassic World : Ice Age! and Kate Upton could be in it wearing a bikini and a für coat. when told that her bare feet are no good for running around on the ice, she could zip her fur coat halfway up.

is it really any surprise that the kids of these anti-sex, anti-choice, religious fanatics turn out so fucked up? these are the boys sneaking around and watching hard core rape porn and other things that actively celebrate despising women and misogyny because they literally have no healthy outlets for their sexuality.…

I work in a nature museum that has a preschool and we are actively battling this trend in helicopter parenting... there are a thousand studies that show that kids that are encouraged to solve problems on their own, spend some time alone, play outside with sticks and rocks and plants are better off in adult life. most…

I know girlfriend was never getting NEAR the water with that hairdo.

flower cut out top is the kind of thing that looks great on the hanger or on someone with the figure of a hanger - straight, thin, no boobs. otherwise, it just makes one look dumpy, and 100% polyester = wrinkly and sweaty after 5 minutes.

I can’t figure out if this woman is serious or just the most committed performance artist ever.

is he indian-indian? or Pakistani? or what? cuz i’m sensing some racial insensitivity issues here (not the least of which are my own, bc I don’t know very much about India at all)

I thought that was a joke, but then realized that it’s some Hollywood exec’s idea of a modern day crime. but really? Indian sidekick? named sanjit?? I can’t even.

Marula oil is my new fave for my face, a little goes a long g way, but it absorbs nicely and then rub the rest into my cuticles.

that bliss lotion is amazing, you actually just reminded me of it, I have banned myself from sephora bc I always spend a million dollars in there, but I used to have that stuff and I actually used it up, which as we all know is a sign of good lotion. lately I’ve been using Savannah Bees lotions and body butters,…