This is literally the only good news I can recall hearing for several days.

The prevailing theory right now is that Vince knows full well Mania is off the table. Cause at some point the City of Orlando (where their Performance Center is and where Mania now resides) will cancel this as soon as they realize how many people are involved with this event.

America doesn’t have a functional health care system or a remotely adequate social safety net, but dammit, our streaming networks swing into action in the face of a crisis like motherfucking Zoro. 

Well, we’ll see what it’s worth, because the airlines are now coming for $50 billion in bailouts. They’ve been raking in profits for some time now (pretty much all of which went to stock buybacks), but now say they won’t make it to the end of the year without taxpayer assistance.

Pretty sure “Catwoman” only gets the crown because humanity has collectively agreed to forget that “Elektra” ever existed.

I’m finally going to run Windows Update.

God has to be over 70. Maybe the coronavirus will get him. I'll pray for him.

Ms. Swan would have been the perfect Kato-sidekick for Catwoman.

I felt bad for Mis-Teeq. After a string of UK hits, they thought they’d finally fulfil the dream of many British pop acts of “breaking America”, thinking their moment had come when Scandalous was going to be featured prominently in a Hollywood superhero blockbuster movie ... but alas ...

Couple of thoughts:

Horrifying as it is for conservative politicians to sneak horrible shit into their bills during times of crisis, it’s straight from the GOP playbook. They’re banking on our distraction. 

I wish I hadn’t watched all of Lodge 49 over the past week. I would have waited to watch it if I’d known I was gonna be working from home lol

Unsurprisingly, Barbara Ehardt, the Republican sponsor of the bill in the House, worked with the Alliance Defending Freedom when crafting the bill, and has defended the bill under the guise of “fairness.” Allowing boys and men to compete against girls and women shatters our dreams,” Ehardt said in an interview,…

I think that’s a very entitled thing to say. While it would have been nice considering I’ve been stuck at home I can’t expect them to just change their plans and cater to my needs. 

Time for a regular service announcement — soap destroys and removes coronavirus better than hand sanitizer. Even better than a giant ice sheet destroys humanity, since that still leaves a train full of people endlessly circling the globe until a ragtag band of scruffy survivors storms the luxury cars.

I thought the only reason to see the Cats movie was to go with a big group and get drunk together to make fun of it? Getting drunk/high alone to watch Cats sounds awful. 

Well I know what I am getting high and watching tonight!

While I am pretty sure rubbing my hands all over Chris Evans won’t kill Covid-19, I am willing to try for the sake of humanity.