I get the feeling that Bernie Sanders would not suck up to any celebrity du jour, just to appear hip and up to date, even though I can totally see The Boos supporting Sanders. Just listen to ‘The Ghost Of Tom Joad’.

Gotta get me some “Feel the Bern” gel nails.....

Hell yeah, Daniel Craig!

Daniel Craig’s No Fucks To Give 2015 tour is my EVERYTHING. Honestly, he is filling me with fizzing, irrepressible delight these days. You can almost taste the acid he’s radiating.

The delicious, relatable tragedy of this song is in admitting to yourself that your desire to reconnect, to apologize and achieve some catharsis, are selfish impulses. She left town for a life that was bigger than him and bigger than their love. And yet she’s pining after their relationship. Not because of regret, but…

Eyeliner on fucking point, as per usual.

Um, I think you’re all crazy.

I mean, is this peak Adele or what?

Clearly, you’ve never read any of his other shitty quotes. It’s pretty clear at this point that he’s a douche.

Pretty sure he had a publicist but the toupee came alive one day and just ate them.

I think we can all assume that Donald Trump doesn’t have a publicist, and that’s part of the problem.

Donald Trump’s publicist, hands down.

who has the worse job: matt damon’s publicist or jeremy renner’s publicist?

Yes!! And this wedding made me say, “By God, he got it exactly right!” I’ve been waiting for Jez to post about this for days, because I really needed more people to shake their heads along with me. 31 million!?!?!

If I’m paying 31 million buckaroos for my wedding, it must include Idris Elba interrupting the proceedings, declaring his everlasting love for me and marrying me on the spot while David Bowie sings “Life on Mars.” For starters.

MARK I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THAT THE LADY THEY BURIED WAS SOMEHOW ALIVE UNDERGROUND FOR FORTY FUCKING YEARS

I’m conflicted. On the one hand, I think it kicks ASS that a woman (with much more experience and grace than Palin or Fiorina) is gunning for president. On the other, my politics align more with Bernie, and I think it’s amazing that an Independent is making such waves. I still don’t know which way I lean. I have to…

I wish we respected and voted for our politicians based on how well they did / would do their jobs instead of expecting them to be entertainers as well. When did this stupidity happen?

America,

YES! I am so happy Disney is casting actors that actually fit the roles! I hope this is the start of a (new) trend where actors play characters that are actual representations of their race!