I NEVER THOUGHT PAYING IT FORWARD PIZZA WOULD MAKE ME CRY SAD TEARS BUT HERE I AM, CRYING. OVER PIZZA GENEROSITY, THE KINDEST GENEROSITY OF ALL.

1) wtf was she blabbering on about for 20 minutes??
2) who does she think she is? Sherlock?

I think she’s the worst because in the Truly Outrageous stories you hear about wedding guests who steal the cake or start fights or whatever, they’re nine times out of ten drunk, high, or unmedicated. This person is a snotty snotty snot who is drunk on nothing but the sound of her own voice.

uhhh ok. Need a better image of the ring (ALL SIDES HELLO) and an image where it doesn’t look like the dude’s mangagement ring (for the record my husband had one, some I’m on board)

My fam sticks to Netflix and live a commercial-free life. Recently, my three-year old was watching cable at a friends and one came on. He started hollering about the show being broken so I explained it was a commercial. Now every time something gets on his nerves and he has to wait, I hear him say (under his breath),…

You’re wrong, but I forgive you.

I like how she fully recognizes and acknowledges that the police fucked up and did something wrong, but then blooooooooooows right past it. Like, they made a “mistake,” so... we should keep ignoring the kid and the problem?

And I’m mad Bristol Palin is still a thing, but what can ya do?

“This is the kind of stuff Bristol needs to STAY out of.”

Supergirl supergirl supergirl

Resistance is futile. I went from, “Ugh, her voice is so thin and all her songs are crap” to “I NEED to get good seats to the T. Swizz show!” There was no transition time and I honestly don't know what happened. I was the obnoxious mom scream singing Shake It Off and making my 9 year old wave her lighted bracelet…

Wow y’all - that headline is awfully mean! She designed it, knitted it, it’s a sweet idea and it looks cute on Taylor!

Yanno, Taylor Swift’s music is not really my thing, but she is so enthusiastic about her fans I think I actually like her.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

I was going to write this until I saw your post. And I kinda hate the fact that she's so oblivious to the reasons why people would like it. Because she's never not been beautiful, she can't imagine how that feels.

Took a vow to not buy or read another glossy magazine in 2015. Not even Martha Stewart Living or some shit. Best. Decision. Ever. I’m happier now than ever. That form of commercial media exists just to make you feel crappy enough about yourself to buy something. Donzo.

Right?! If images in magazines aren’t supposed to make me feel inferior then why is every accompanying article about how to keep my man and improve every aspect of my life from my the skin between my toes to the small talk I make at parties. People who feel 100% fantastic about themselves aren’t buying those articles.

Unpopular opinion — never found Cindy Crawford attractive — young or old, retouched or not. But I do think it’s funny that she’s so vain and out of touch that she doesn’t understand “why seeing a bad photo of me would make people feel good”.

Oh, hahaha, I just did some quick research. I could have SWORN I read about that not too long ago! SHE STILL WAS MARRIED TO GOD AND GAVE THAT UP FOR SOME COMMON HUMAN MAN. Maria Von Tramp™, am I right? Huh? HUH?