Putting decibels aside, I think you’d be hard pressed to find another 8-cylinder engine not powered by nitro-methane that can top the Porsche 908/3. The noise of this engine is simply staggering...

Why do I love my car?

Roots-type supercharger: Accomplished

It’s kind of nice seeing the Germans go after each other instead of other countr... I mean, foreign automakers in their immediate vicinity.

Make Somalia Great Again...150 dead terrorists at a time.

Two cyclists being chased by an ostrich... tagged on Jalopnik as a "target-rich environment."

“Dude, go chat him up, chat him up!” my favorite line.

What the fuck are you talking about? You realize this wasn’t a title fight and he was 25 lbs out of his weight class? He’s been shit stomping his own weight class.

The level of idiocy in your comment is superior to Connor’s stand up game, well done.

Yeah, it’s called the United States.

This will be a really good trivial pursuit question.

Conspiracy theorists still claim that the real dog is a sandwich.

The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

And in today’s world, we just made a 28-year-old woman permanently unemployable by charging her with a felony. Hooray!

I think he’d mesh better with them than Love did. More importantly, for me, the Knicks would no longer be paying his contract.

They must be government workers. 8 guys standing around and 2 guys doing the hitching up. Someone get them some shovels to lean on!

While you wait for her to pass away you should just ask her to borrow it for “Sunday drives” and tell her that you are going to install a roll hoop because you love her and care for her safety.

Ah, you’re right. I shouldn’t post this stuff because some of you might have seen it already. Fuck everybody else who hasn’t and comes here to see this stuff, it’s all about you. My bad for saving this for a few days so I could have something to post on days I’m working on longer stories.

Looks like a surveillance photo.

I did a double take because as my device was reloading the lead photo from “Some Things That Probably Won’t Kill You In Hong Kong” flashed below the headline “Is Hank The Dog Dead?”

That .5 second cut of the guy hitting the clutch and shifting just made this entire site cum.