I’ll name then Bacon, Sausage, and Chop.

Ah that explains why the champions at Westminster never repeat

Bartolo Colon is suddenly very nervous with the increased interest Yoenis has taken in their “friendship."

Who is his fucking financial advisor, MC Hammer?

Yeah, but Bernie Sanders is giving her a run for the money.

[requests trade to Mets]

He’s doing his job to the best of his ability.

Lawyers are “just the best” until you or your business needs one.

Sadly, the suggestion to buy a Ferrari was lost in translation

What happens in auto show vans, stays in auto show van.

What about that one time you had two autojournalists live out of vans during an auto show and never gave us follow up on what happened?

They make it confusing when they have a Z06 trim level, and a Z07 package add on. Would think Z06 would be one trim level and Z07 be one trim level above that.

Fun fact: in high school, Marshall Koehn was out on his family’s farm when he spotted a coyote peering out into a field full of grazing cattle. Marshall, from the other end of the large field, started at a full sprint at the exact same time as the coyote did, both racing toward a particularly weak calf that had…

I had the pleasure of serving with Senior Chief Byers back in 2002. A great man and great operator. Bravo Zulu!!!

RIP

I’ve heard a lot of guys brag that if they ran, they’d trip over their own dick, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it happen.

Translated from the Russian: And of course, Steph Curry hits the long range 3 for the win. An inevitability just like the slow creeping onset of winter, crushing the joy from the people and reminding us all of the impending nature of our own deaths. You can see it on the Thunder players’ faces. You might think from…