Ah, our daily article aimed at making us think nintendo is still relevant as we watch someone play a 30 year old game. I get it, you guys like money. But isn’t there a more creative way to do this?

My heart goes out to Kesha, but it sounds the judge’s hands were tied. This case was strictly a matter of contract law. If the judge ruled in the artist’s favor, she would be setting precedent that any contract could be broken simply by alleging- not proving, simply alleging- abuse.

The current teams writing Joker and Harley have been pretty bad, and missing the point for years: their “relationship,” such as it is, is never over. That’s where the comedy and tragedy of it ring truest. And I don’t know who that is up there, but that isn’t the Joker. He’s some half-baked caricature of an abusive…

Nerd Rage: proving yet again it’s consistently awful.

Were you hoping the gnome was hispanic? Perhaps some black scandenavians or pacific islander redheads?

Wah ! It’s hard and it has the name of that evil Donald Rumsfeld on it ! (pushing it off the table)

Methinks the author’s thesis is, “Rumsfeld is Evil, so nothing that he ever touches, can ever be good. Ever. Even when it’s good.” Thus, stretching the argument against this as far as possible to include “forcing landscape is evil”

Even though Jacob Jones does it.

Torch, is this part of the new Gawker, and now Jalop, focus to jump in on social issues?

What is a man...?

There’s a comic on this page, ostensibly about video games, with the punchline “thank you, wine.”

Manly guys has been on here for years and you bitch about penny arcade? We get it, you are a true original because you hate popular things. Your patchouli scented trophy is in the mail.

Oh look, someone who can’t form sentences hates Psychonauts. I’m shocked.

Those molehills aren't going to turn into mountains by themselves.

It’s 2015. People who used to support freedom of expression now support censorship in the form of shaming campaigns.

You’d think that, because Klepek conveniently left out the part where as soon as PlayAsia made that first tweet, every SJW on twitter came out of the woodwork and had a meltdown over it, including Kotaku’s own Luke Plunkett, threatening things from cancelling their accounts at PA to getting them blacklisted from sites…

Yeah but it’s 2015 now. Guys are no longer allowed to like the female body anymore. Not publicly at least.

Allow me to rain on everyone’s parade and remind everybody that you won’t be able to fly in Legion’s maps 2 years after the fact and completing a lengthy quest chain, grinding all the reputations, exploring all the nooks, doing all the dailies, finding all the treasures, completing all the quests, finishing all the…

What difficult decision? Trypticon. Obviously.

Holy fuck, please stop. Stop trying to appropriate established media to your fucking agenda. Ms. Pacman was made by a team of men in a time when feminism didn’t have much presense. I get that it’s an important issue, but fucking stop. Create new media and characters. Be original. Every time I see something like this I…

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