I mean, just because you’re a liberal, you joke about Trump and conservative doesn’t mean you’re not a d-bag who has a lot of not-okay language and worst of all, aren’t that funny. Liberals, shockingly, can be unfunny bros who love Joe Rogan and still be sexist/homophobic, etc....

Oh. That was their Happy Ending.

Don’t forget, being stereoscopic it’d be running on 2 screens to achieve 3D, they wouldn’t want people to confuse it with the old VB, and it would have individualistic features, so it really could be the “New Virtual Boy Color Advance 3DSU”. Clear and concise.

A more advanced Virtual Boy, in color.

A Virtual Boy Color Advance, if you will.

YES! I don’t know what it is about those red on black laseresque stereoscopic screens, but it sure imprinted itself upon my young mind as the future, and now something in my soul yearns to return to those mines...

All rumors point to no OLED. What kind of sick utopia do you think this is? It’s literally a sin in modern capitalism to release an advanced product that doesn’t regress in some departments so that they can resell it to you again a year or two later. It was literally written by Gɔd™ on the non-recyclable polyvinyl…

This happens all the time to projects that are two years into development. Six? That’s a little unusual. But if anyone would do it, it would be Blizzard (and I mean that as a compliment, not an insult).

You say that, but if they do something like the 3DS’ glasses-free 3D, it could slot into some kind of headset for a budget VR option that wouldn’t even need lenses. Maybe run 1080 portable/3D and 1440 docked.

We all know what is coming next.

1995 was too soon, the technology hadn’t matured yet.

But it’s been nearly 30 years, the time is now.

For the Virtual Boy 2.

This thread is earnest, and hillarious to the outside observer.

As someone who recently rewatched some SeaQuest DSV, I urge you to let live in splendor in your memory.

Remember AVClub is a spin-off of The Onion.

So not as much of a spinoff as it was a ....JAG-off.

Cause these things are voted on by Chuds obsessed with the lulz.

And what about Red Dead Redemption II winning an award for the game with the most continued support this year?

“Most people can live perfectly happy normal lives without ever knowing what a nazi dogwhistle is.”

Right? I’m Brazilian, not an expert in history or neo-nazism, English is not my first language, and even then, when I first read about this game yesterday, I immediately saw the problem with the name, so it’s hard to believe that the people involved with this didn’t.

Deleting it from your console as well is wild

I got an auto suspension last year because of a screenshot I took while playing the The Procession to Calvary in 2021. There was no nudity in the photo, it just said the word “fuck” in the on screen text. I didn’t realize my screenshots and recordings were auto uploaded and made available to the public. I freaked out…