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...and respecting their late colleague’s intention to keep the work out of the hands of advertisers.

I love a Gen X band keeping the torch alive for getting PAID FOR THEIR DAMN MUSIC. 

And who uses a public bathroom without locking the door?

Maybe this is a generational divide, but I assumed “written it down immediately” meant the Notes app on his phone. Because no, people don’t usually bring a pen and paper into a Portapotty these days.

If those assholes get back into office, prepare to write hundreds of variations on that comment. People are not grasping what it means. Yesterday’s Supreme Court decision is the most significant event in this country since 9-11, and possibly the most significant since the onset of the Civil War.

B.G. can’t casually hang out with people who have a felony, but the President can order assassinations and coups against US citizens as “official acts” and enjoy complete immunity. #America2024

We can’t write about cars anymore because of woke.

We come to this streamer, because we’re bored. We come to Netflix to scroll, to ignore, to get background noise. Because we need that, all of us. That indescribable feeling we get when we “Skip Intro,” and we go somewhere we’ve been 472,000 times before, like another binge through “Kimmy Schmidt.”

Spider-man 2 is a wonderful movie, in part because it takes time for the hero to enjoy some cake and milk.

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I don’t know, if I was in charge of Disney and every other decade or so I was able to wring out 40%+ of the annual box office by jamming the same button over and over again, I’m not sure I would stop even if I knew it would eventually come to an end. Especially now, when a bad year for Disney means they only collect

I seem to remember a cool little network of blogs that was struggling for years to find a devoted userbase and dozens of talented writers until a kindly old group of billionaires stepped in to help them out. And that little network of blogs, whom nobody liked, grew up to be... sold off piece by piece until maybe one

It’s odd how so many people are framing this like the Alamo brand or experience is going to change drastically. It’s just going to gradually get more expensive, you silly geese.

There’s also still the IFC theater and Film Forum. And Angelika too I think. (In terms of independent theaters that’ll show weird shit, not necessarily sit-down-and-eat theaters)

NYC moviegoers still have Nighthawk. 

Bomer does seem like the perfect Clark Kent: Handsome, square-jawed, statuesque, with a perfect wave of dark hair.

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where Phil Collins emerged victorious and gave Parker and Stone fuel for another parody

There’s also sex for no reason

The real question is: What the fuck is MGM+?

Yeah, those exist now. A friend had one last Halloween. The pixel resolution was awfully low, but I can see how in a few years they might become the standard kind of mask -- you can reuse it again and again because you can send different faces to it and even do animations.