Coming soon to... oh let’s go with Apple Plus, because Brolin probably wouldn’t work for the TV-tier streamers.

This is the kind of feel good story I needed right now, thanks!

staaaahp this is too wholesome

Today I learned there’s a Workaholics movie.

It’s not a better title. Now it sounds like a frigging Jim Belushi sitcom.

“Originally entitled Straight Man, the show’s title was changed after the writing team decided Odenkirk’s character would be incredibly gay.”

It’s a fantastic book!!

John Waters did it first, with Odorama in 1981.

Finally, Kojima can make the game of his dreams 

Why do we, as a society, insist upon actually inventing shit that Futurama came up with as a joke?

I hope this humbles the Rock, he makes up with Vin, and the two star in the Tango and Cash remake they’ve always been destined to make.

Your periodic reminder that Vin Diesel got fired off of Reindeer Games in the late 90’s because he refused to take his shirt off because, and I quote, “I only show my guns in Vin Diesel pictures.”

I don’t think the Rock is a candy-ass, he’s just an arrogant fuck.  I mean, he created a show called Young Rock, about his childhood, but he is still starring in it!  

I think they’ve done a remarkable job of making him an interesting character, although he’s obviously meant to be a bit of a cipher in wandering gunslinger trope from westerns. If they keep exploring him leaving his extreme cult behind and how that changes him, I think it’ll stay interesting. 

And we salute you for not doing it.

The person I feel bad about in all of this is Cavill who seemed genuinely excited to be coming back to the role, only to have everything completely dashed a few weeks later.

Look, I think we can all agree that if anyone gets to be an egomaniac jabroni (...sure, that’s a word), it’s The Rock. I mean, come on, he took over the name of the most common object on the planet. You know how cow milk is so prevalent that we just call it “milk”? How chicken eggs are so overwhelmingly popular that…

Someone pointed out the first Harry Potter and LOTR movies are closer to Lennon's death than the present day, and I think I burst into dust.

Such a great movie.

Have you tried not acting, my boy?