“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

It takes a special kind of asshole to be the worst person in a video featuring a guy recording himself lifting at the gym and dropping his deadlifts.

Are we sure he wasn't just enraged because he couldn't figure out what day it was due to his lack of knowledge of how many days are in a week?

I can’t believe this Taiwanese baseball league is just going to act like the First Amendment doesn’t apply to them.

Was Pete really that averse to taking it to the rim?

This, not the militia jerkoff fantasy of playing army in the woods, is why we have the 2nd Amendment

This poison pill is designed to burn one specific asshole.

If you call the police over a foul don’t be surprised if they show up to shoot two.

Then why can black people call each other the word in front of me when they great each other.its not one way street.

Your demographic tends to be extremely vocal about their antipathy towards African-Americans as a way of better assimilating into White American culture.

Is it that hard to just not say the word? Like so: “Colonel Sanders used racial sl—niiii...”

He must have thought the Laundry Service did white sheets

DeMarcus Cousins is a curious choice to fill a role that is an “Achilles Heel” for a team...

The helpful and informed man at the bar the other day advised me that, in fact, all soccer players are gay.

None of them do.

“I don’t care if he is gay or not, I just don’t want to hear about it!”

That is a normal racist soccer fan gesture. Move on, find a new slant.

Of course. He’s Michael’s type.

I was kind of hoping that Uruguay was going to keep on winning 1-0 just to drive everyone else nuts, but that was fun too. Good for Suarez for trying to hook up Cavani when they were up 2-0. Amazing vertical leap from Godin on that third goal as well- he’s not a small dude (6'2 per Wikipedia), but the man he was…

That’s a nice little promotion you have there. Be a shame if something happened o it.