A man, a plan, a fuck up.

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”

I’m rooting for Mexico for the reasons Robert De Niro said. Also because I like Mexico.

I was fine when Wells Fargo was discriminating against black homebuyers and creating bank accounts for people who didn’t want them, but a cheeky sponsorship campaign?

Uh, I am Chicano, I root for Mexico because of the bs I endured as a kid of an immigrant. So, anytime a person of Mexican descent says the crap Bocanegra does with a straight face I question their politics. Defending the US even in soccer makes you a power-craven pinhead. Yea, I get the irony of a white corporate…

Should add, Lando is an idiot for the Bocanegra tweet. But otherwise, this is an impossibly dumb controversy brought to you by the same people that like to gripe about how the USMNT has too many foreigners and not enough true Americans.

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When it comes to cheering for Mexico, Landon Donovan is building a wall between himself and his teammates, and his reputation is paying for it.

Since I will likely never have a question answered, this is as good a place as any to post it:

It also benefited my new friend, Mr. Ulcer.

I’m sure pulling out will work for these Catholics too.

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.

how many times are we going to do this dance?

dude, really? crossfit doesn’t mean you gotta try to fit yourself up on a cross, ya know.

“He rubbed my shoulders.”