I dunno. “Repeated anal dry heaves” describes my own colonoscopy prep fairly accurately.

At that price point, you’re an idiot whether they spread the avo for you or not.

THIS. A pie for the adults (and yes, Greek pizza is a potential choice here), then a pie for the kids that is half cheese and half whatever the other kid wants, usually ricotta and pineapple. We have some work to do on her, but at the end of the day everyone is happy.

Agreed. It clearly omits the part of the interaction that justifies the repeated use of racial slurs.

Glad they’re doing it virtually, so no one can call the police on it.

I feel like there’s a piece of information missing from this story on the bank’s end.

I thought this too, I think it’s a tape of him coaching high school football.

I mean it’s a Trump rally. Celebrating the murder of Jews might be tasteless, but not necessarily inappropriate considering the expected audience.

Tell you what then, when Trump stops being a racist sack of shit, you can come out of jail.

there is no step so narrow, no cliff so steep, no rock so pointy that someone, somewhere won’t think they have the right to COMFORTABLY stand on it.

Yes, this is fucked up. Yes, there’s still problems with the apology. BUT:

When I sat down, he began to have a conversation on what he had done for the black community... 

Or Miles Davis (class of 2006)

I want to believe that David is trolling with that, but the fact that it’s the Mets means I can’t 100% discount it.

Couldn’t you say the same thing about Reyes though?

As they say in Cleveland, too many chiefs, not enough editors.

Why are you so afraid of homosexuality?

To claim that a being that spends a majority of his/her/its waking life with a fist up his/her/its ass does not have a sexual orientation seems... disingenuous.

...yet.

Oh, boo hoo. Hopefully Musk has some $100 bills around to wipe his tears with.