Hader got a standing ovation for being racist and homophobic. Why would he, or anyone around him, waste time hiding his racism/homophobia?

“I thought of this woman, of her strength. And I felt anger.”

I read this whole entire thing, laughing with glee at all the various parts. Then I finished, and as I sat quietly for a few moments a growing uneasiness grew within. I am now suppressing an irresistible urge to check the paneling in my car for hidden cameras. How the fuck do you know, Drew “Person of Interest” Magary?

I mean, sure, you make some good points, and it seems like your way would be a lot smoother, and yet you completely ignore what this kind of planning would do to OUR FUCKING TIME! IT’S GONNA RUIN OUR TIME!!!!! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING TIME RUINER!!!!!

Patrick actually said “inarguably inferior.”

Exactly how would having England and Belgium in the final change that? You need to meet more people from Congo and Senegal.

amongst our tiebreakers are elements such as...

The games both ended 1-0, which meant Japan and Senegal were tied on points, goal differential, head-to-head record, and goals scored. Senegal had Japan on the ropes in their matchup, but they allowed Keisuke Honda to steal a late draw in the 78th minute.

a perfectly inoffensive, if light on flavor, cheese that actually is the correct cheese for a classic grilled cheese

I feel like he was headed this way and chickened out at the last minute. Who wants to experience beating off as one’s dad?

Toothpaste.

Yeah, it’s a little white.

Wouldn’t the choice have to be beef or pork, though, because they’re the two that come closest to fulfilling the same need? I mean sometimes I feel like chicken, and none of the other 3 will fill that need. Or I need some fish, and there’s no land-based substitute that will do. I feel like pork and beef can in some…

Pork beef and chicken are all one species

“I don’t really know what’s going on inside their dugout, but if it was retaliation, it certainly cost their pitcher a couple of runs and it might have cost them a win,” Lovullo said. “We’re were lying flat and dormant and being dominated by him and I felt like it gave our dugout a lot of energy.”

I think he knelt for the anthem earlier that day.

OK, I’ll take a crack at this, mostly because I’m still not sure I get the sequence:

I wish someone was half this persistent at white house briefings.

Business papers.