As the saying goes, dogs have masters. Cats have servants.

I had forgotten that they had the black guys using an afro pick to "comb" the desert. That little touch was close to Blazing Saddles level of funny. Had Richard Pryor also helped here, Spaceballs could've met Saddles' standards. Not saying Spaceballs isn't good — rather, the bar set by Blazing Saddles is extremely…

If I know anything about how Europeans in general feel about American chocolate (and I do), it's that they don't like it. And they always name Hershey's as the worst. I have nothing against Hershey's personally (it's not great, but it isn't dogshit in a wrapper either), but I too prefer the Euro stuff, if only…

Read what Maxine Waters has to say. Very straight, very factual, very full of facts. She has made speech after speech about how out of control this entire White House is, but few listen. She's a congresswoman from California, so you'd think it wouldn't fall on deaf ears so often. However, she struggles to get an…

Yeah, what with their pointing out obvious facts, having the data to back it up, and trying to put a comedic twist on it to make it more palatable. Who the HELL do they think they are? Late night hosts of their their own talk shows?

Never said they did. But they've been doing AR for 6+ years now. Another fun demo:

HoloLens.

Here's something that someone else made, but it's twice the price with half the functionality. Man, it's pretty though. Buy now!

It'll be the Newton of augmented reality!

At least link it…

If you're into the XTC releases like Homegrown (a demo release of Apple Venus, Vol. 2), or even Homespun (a demo release on Apple Venus, Vol. 1), then this is for you, but the Radiohead version..

You know, the "normal view" reference…

So that's how you spell covfefe in Cyrillic.

Well, I'm 100% sure we can count on Putin to never lie to us (much less his own populace), so I guess this whole Russian collusion thing will be wrapped up this weekend!

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He had the same obsequious manner
That was the reason I had him killed
So to calm my nerves I sang this song
To him, over the phone
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It makes you wonder who is actually booking these rooms. "Look, half price and the restaurant is closed because Trump is a giant douche. But what a deal!"

You may want to look up the cost for that. To the taxpayers. It's over a million a day for that shit.

BRIAN SCHWARTZ SWEARS HE HAD SEX WITH MRS. GONZALEZ, THE HOT SPANISH AP TEACHER!
She responds in Spanish, we think

The scariest part? That tweet has over 4,000 retweets and nearly 10,000 likes. What the ever-loving fuck is up with that? I realize that's a tiny percentage of people that probably read it, but Jesus Harold Faltermeyer Christ, that's just scary.

I'd like to get a few beers with O'Neal (he's in Texas somewhere and so am I) just to see if he rattles this shit off stream-of-conscious or if it's a process of drafts.