Look, it's cool that you could turn water into wine. It was a great party trick, in fact. But all this immaculate conception nonsense? Son of god?!
Look, it's cool that you could turn water into wine. It was a great party trick, in fact. But all this immaculate conception nonsense? Son of god?!
Courage!
Oddly, the pizza box does include a 3.5mm headphone jack.
I saw Jim in concert ten days ago at a casino in Oklahoma (Winstar). As usual, he was hilarious, but he unexpectedly had a good 5-7 minutes on his wife's brain tumor, which I had no idea about going in. Afterward, my wife asked if the bit about his wife's tumor was real, and I responded, "I think you can make up a…
Or, you really should, you know, wait until tomorrow (5/13) so that it is $2.95 instead of $29.95, and the bonus stuff is $.99, instead of $9.99.
You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Divided is interesting sometimes, and Idiotest has a decent host in Ben Gleib, even if some of the puzzles are a tad obtuse. I wish they hadn't dropped The Chase, as that was the best pure trivia gameshow going while it lasted. (They still rerun it at 3p Central on weekdays.)
Our hump, is a very, very, very fine hump
With two cats in the yard
It used to be so hard
They are being sponsored by Filliam H. Muffman's Splendeferous Zeppelin Adventure. So anything could happen.
I think it's just a picture book of cats walking on pianos, but I could be wrong.
Cream of Skeet. Mmm, mmm, not good.
Shit, you are right. My bad. I got confused because the local radio guys were talking about it, and Tim Cowlishaw was covering the AAA minor league affiliate of the Phillies in 1980 (based in Tulsa at the time, I think). That was Cowlishaw's first "real" assignment. He mentioned that Stark would call him once a…
For the record, Werder is from Dallas and started at the Dallas Morning News. He was still on in Dallas weekly (today, actually, in about five minutes, although that's not happening now). He appeared on a local show with Tim Cowlishaw (also a Dallas guy and on Around the Horn from the start) and Steve Denis (local…
I guess I'm not a man after all. I didn't have sex for the first time until I was 17. And even then, it was fairly awkward and over in probably 2-3 minutes. They may have been because it was with my sister, but still.
No. He's made from a compost mound composed entirely of cow shit, sans the inherent benefits of composting cow shit. He's just the shit part.
You have to love how yogurt, of all things, is part of some grand conspiracy to tear down America and take everyone's guns and force abortions, etc.
It's very easy to say, "I just want this freak show to go away. He's clearly an idiot with severe mental problems."
Megyn is at this tiny network called NBC. Hell, AVC had an article about her within the past 48 hours explaining that she, too, left Fox in part because of O'Reilly (Auto Parts. BAM!)
The Republicans need their own Fartrell Cluggins. Or at least an A.A. Ron for name recognition.