Andrew Luck always sounds like he just drank a bunch of milk and has that milk phlegm in the back of his mouth.

Sweet mascot though.

This stupid city deserved it for going in so full of bullshit “confidence”. The majority of Pittsburgh seemed to assume that game 5 was just some sort of afterthought. Shame on everyone. Shame on our fans for being cocky assholes. Shame on the mayor for that stupid “Matt Murray Avenue” BS and shame on the media for…

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The couple announced the news to Us Weekly