sardonicbastard
SardonicBastard
sardonicbastard

I think this has to be the highest REAL priced one out there at $780k. I seriously doubt that autotrader seller really expects $1.3M for a 964 Carrera 2...

It’s almost complete. There’s no mention of brown wagons, OR dragons doing unnatural things with tail pipes.

You have lots of different kinds of motorcycle riders, right? Some of them are 90MPH-lane-splitting grade-A douchebag squids. There are plenty of other types too, one of which is the responsible “I just need a cheap vehicle to commute on” rider. Maybe they own an SV650 or something, and they enjoy the crazy gas

This whole thing is going to be so massively expensive it’s not even funny. I got a recall notice for our 2009 forester, and when I called the dealer they told me they don’t expect parts for another 2+ months. So I drove the car down there, and they set me up with a free rental. I ended up with a fully loaded Grand

DOUBLE gated? Like, there’s a DMZ around your community to trap the undesirables in no-mans-land? The burbs are really upping their game.

If you look closely, the front end dips right before the fork rips off. It broke because he grabbed a handful of front brakes, trying to do a stoppie.. but he got a bit more stop than he bargained for.

I had a friend in high school who inherited one of these beasts from his grandfather. It was truly a sight to behold in a high school parking lot full of beat-up old civics and hand-me-down commuter cars. This was 20 years ago, but some fun things I remember about it:

We bought one of the first ones delivered in the U.S., and we’re loving it. It’s like being some kind of dad houdini when you show people the Stow-n-Go...

because why the hell not, you spent over $200,000 on a car and by golly you deserve it.

I think this is the first time I’ve looked at a design of a car (or well anything for that matter) and said “that is early 2000's for sure...” Yup, 2001. The 2000's just instantly moved from some-point-a-little-while-ago to its own time period in my mind...

If only it didn’t weigh 1000 lbs more than a camaro...

DAMN... Jalopnik comments are serious business. Watch out, folks.

That medium diet coke with my gyro is the lone bright spot in my otherwise dreary work existence. You can have it when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

One thing to keep in mind, depending on how old your kids are right now. The Kia’s trick flip/fold front seats make getting into the back really easy.... unless you have a car seat there. The new chrysler has this tilt thing going on, and the Sienna’s door opening is wide enough to get in the back with the seat slid

So many places to put that thing, and yet they decided to strap it to the bike RIGHT under your nuts. No thanks.

Hot damn, that dealership is walking distance from my house. Going to have to check that out.

Looks like a whole lot of bolt on stuff and not much new. It’s missing any cues that scream STI.

9/10.. I'm flabbergasted. I thought I was doing good, but some of those were wild-ass guesses.

This is one of the few cars you could use to shop for its replacement, using the car itself. Which makes you wonder, is this going to set up some sort of HAL 9000 situation?

The simple fact is, basically anything with around 8" of ground clearance could have done nearly everything in this video. Sure, it wasn't on pavement, but was it really a good demonstration of the vehicle? The crawling with a wheel hanging in the air and the e-diff locking up was the only interesting thing I saw.