God dammit. Everything about this story is infuriating.

Aw, thanks Mom!

Yes, the electric razor from hell.

If anyone asked me, I'd say that car has more soul than any Ferrari or Porsche. Just look at the way they build the drivetrain for each car, how they managed to make it aerodynamically superior while retaining a striking appearance.
It may be a Playstation, but whatever.

Haha, better buy a couple of them!

Ford fans will say the Raptor's better at this, Power Wagon will retort by being better at that.

Welcome to the internet.

Please tell me there is a part two out there, where they build it in their apartment and can't get it out.

Bouncer looking at my friends fake ID back in the day when we lived in NC: "what's your address?"

Next story: GM recalls every vehicle it has ever made.

Lets just go a head and extend that to don't buy GM vehicles.

How to show pride in your achievements without belittling others.

I was totally distracted by her glorious afro.

Huh! Very interesting!

I do have a Facebook account, and I do bitch about the OR acquisition, because Facebook is NOT a gaming company.

Well, at least one "Notch" ;).

WTF I didn't know about this! Oculus, and now by extension Valve, are in bed with Facebook now? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Harry Hogge: All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.Cole Trickle: Hit the pace car?Harry Hogge: Hit the pace car.Cole Trickle: What for?Harry Hogge: Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect.

Can't unsee that... Thanks.

Seriously though, I like this thing a lot.