I was so surprised to see that he actually not only held onto the phone after having an airbag deploy in his face, but he also kept recording. This is the one scenario where I can forgive vertical camera orientation.

Just so we're clear here. I'm using every example form that listicle as my submission to this listicle. Because I am not a journalist, and I am exercising my right to be unbelievably lazy.

Reading all of those comments form what seems like yesterday is mind blowing. To think in such short time Tesla has gone from a company thought to be vaporware, to one of the most influential and advanced automakers on the planet, is just insane! So many people thought it was a terrible move and a terrible company and…

Self driving robot car race wars. Last car standing wins. Like Mario kart on steroids and in real life. Robotic self driving cars battle it out Death Race style to win the race with no drivers to worry about injuring. I would pay to see it.

I understand your confusion. Every automatic car wash I have ever seen requires the owner of the car to remain inside while it rolls along in neutral. The entire process is done in one pass through the wash, and then you drive off at the end. At no point is the car empty. I don't even understand why these cars are…

Like, on a scale of 1 to even, you can't?

Me too, friend. Me too.

I was about to be angry that you would side with the Boar in this situation. Then I read the rest of your post and Immediately regret those thoughts. You are hilarious, my good sir.

I like this idea! And I like what other people have said and I would like to put some of it together for an even better idea! Lots of people don't want a vintage car. But those people also still want to have security. What do you do usually when you've got a 10 year old car, No factory alarm and don't want it stolen?…

You get my recommendation simply for the Doctor Who reference! XD The TARDIS is probably the only vehicle that can handle more terrain than this RV :P

This is why I love Jalopnik comments :')

Am I the only one who came here thinking I was going to see Consumer Reports crash and destroy a Golf? I can't be the only one.

My first thought was front car tire too. It makes so much sense you mean the bike tire but I just don't know why I didn't get it. I'm not a bike person. lol

I'll be saving up as much as I can once my debts are paid off, from previous financial issues and setbacks. (Basically I've made some crap decisions) I looked on Kijiji last night and a good used Skyline R34 GT-T/GT-S can be had for less than $20k here in Canada. That is my goal. My goal after that is to get an R34…

I like how you guys are talking about having $20k and $40k and I'm just here like "Oh cool, I can afford gas today."

I don't know why, but the headlights being under the grill int he bumper, makes me feel uncomfortable... lol

No, this is Patrick.

This is the first corvette since the 60s that didn't make me gag. That back end is so lovely. Maybe I just like it so much because it reminds me a lot of a GTR. The rest of the lines on the car just flow so nicely. I REALLY hope the production version looks similar to this and Chevy doesn't screw it up.

I can't count the amount of times I've wished it was okay to do exactly that. Luckily I have self control and appreciation for human life, no matter how slow they insist on driving in the fast lane. lol

I would say that being a portal it would simply be like a doorway that you walk through. Nothing would be destroyed or rearranged. That's how I understand it anyway.