Hendrick’s and tonic.

You can spend your money to watch this fight live. Or you can wait an extra two minutes and watch it on YouTube.

I’m well into my 30s and I still look at the word “Colonel” and think wtf.

Forget about pasta e fagoli then

Wow, Jia. Wow.

The real question is...

Is it Pet Smart or Pets Mart?

Let the woman have her quiet protest of reading. If she not actively trying to hurt people, let it go.

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

Once Americans decided that the slaughter of children was less important than an amendment made before semi automatic weapons were even conceived, and consciously voted for (or chose not to vote against) lawmakers that held with the idea I honestly gave up hope.

I get it, Matthew Mills. I too cannot believe that it ever happened. I can’t believe that someone killed twenty first graders and 6 school employees. I get that it’s impossible to accept that all that happened and still not a single thing has changed in our gun laws. I further can’t believe that the gun lobby and…

Hall has updated The Mountaintop’s licensing agreement to indicate that the role of Martin Luther King, Jr. must be played by a black actor.

And that damn “Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas” abomination by Paul friggin’ McCartney.

Pants on Fire

Clickbait Truthers are the new Tea Party.

Another major pet peeve with the Lifetime format: almost every challenge is SPONSORED by someone. I think that is the show’s ultimate undoing, unfortunately — I say this as a huge fan.

A lot of the problem came when they switched to Lifetime and one day challenges became the standard.

I think all of this asshole’s ire should be directed at whomever charged him $500 for that piece of shit.

Perhaps the NFL will consider a Talib-ban