“Captain! Massive stellar radiation is interfering with terrestrial agro-navigation systems!”

It’s too bad, you know? For all the lives Boeing’s recent crashed planes have claimed, they could have earned back a lot of good will if they’d just crashed *one more* plane.

Respectfully, ahem, here:

We’re all going to be eating a giant shit sandwich on pretty much every issue for the foreseeable future thanks to all the shit for brains who voted for Trump because he promised them he would magically lower the cost of everything they buy. A promise that he’s already distancing himself from is his interview for…

For a lot of people, Just having A PRICE is a feature. Haggling sucks. It just does. It adds anxiety and awfulness to a process that does not need it. And it justifies the need for car salesmen. Which are 100% unnecessary. Because we have the internet, we’ve already done the research.

“Priuses suck.”

i’m from a trumpy low-education area and grew up hearing this

Im sure the officer’s report will say that the train was aggressively approaching and failed to obey commands

I still hear people complain about how cars used to be safer because they used more steel. A lot less often than I heard that in 90s, but it still leaves me dumbfounded every so often. They’re not even all boomers, either. 

Officers responded by emptying their clips into the back of the departing train. 

Instead of weasel words, just be clear -

I would like to think that they all apologized to each other, piled in that Subaru, bottoming out the suspension, and then proceeded to bankrupt the local Golden Corral.

Isn’t that what every fine is in the end? 

Quabity assuance.

“When this baby hits 96 miles per hour, your rear window is seriously going to lose its shit.”

Yager? That tracks.

Lmao I wish americans were smart enough to do this, but him being elected proves they’re not 

I suppose it’s a bit like farming. You work with what you have. You amplify it. You make it more and more and more. And that’s exactly what they’re doing.

Oh, on SOMEONE ELSE’S roof!

The corruption and self-dealing we’re going to see over the next 4 (or more) years is going to be on a scale never seen before in US history.