What’s funny is that its racist in the passive-aggressive boomer Karen kind of way. The guy running a sport obsessed with its own opulence... is basically a suburban white woman in her 50's.

Kinda racist, though, eh..?

tRump is a fucking moron and if you’re a tRump voter SO ARE YOU.

Literal lakefront property isn’t really the point, it’s that if we really do live out the climate change doomsday, only the wealthy will be able to live within 500 miles of the worlds biggest and most reliable source of clean drinking water, while everyone else drinks well water with iron and lead in it.

Mara-a-Lago’s gone, so there’s that.

A 737 climbs at roughly 1800 ft/min on a normal departure. That can be fast enough when unpressurized to rupture eardrums. Hell, most people’s ears pop even with the cabin pressurized. 

I have heard it said that oceans rise, and empires fall.  I think that was the king of England who said that?  Yeah, pretty sure that was him.

Busy zip-tying flags to their Ram 2500s. Also, they don’t do so much reading, so you’re gonna need to have Joe Rogan tell them about it if you want their opinion.

It probably took that DC3 a lot longer to get those altitudes than a jet airliner, giving your ears that much more time to equalize.

I just wish the fucker would die already. Heart attack, stage 5 cancer, whatever. He is a sore on America’s ass. And it absolutely blows me away that somehow the race is close? What in the flying fuck is wrong with people? He is the BEST you can do? And its not just him but all of the other crazy people working for…

Drumpf, as incoherent as the drunk at the end of the bar, and happens to be ranting about the exact same topics as the drunk at the end of the bar.

Why would you assume that? I mean it could be, but it could also be the 70 year old just hit the accelerator and panicked like many old people do. If it was anything but a Tesla, that would be the likely assumption, right?

Assuming the unintended acceleration was the cause, just gives me another reason to only want vehicles with mechanical connections for everything possible. I’ve had a car continue to accelerate on my twice in my life. I just turned the key off and continued braking 🤷‍♂️

“Why would the bank let me do this?!” is a hilarious take.

It certainly confirms my notions about the mental capacity of Hummer drivers.

I hope, if nothing else, this story dispels any myth that wealth is synonymous with higher intelligence.

People, when the engineers tell you, “This thing will not work, and I’m not getting in it,” listen to them.

There’s a good Target marketing campaign in this somewhere.

Start with the characters of The Office. Imagine they’re all 20% dumber, meaner and more corrupt than their portrayals on the show. Now imagine they all have badges and guns and a gleeful willingness to abuse their authority.

Det. Corbin: She’s guilty. I have no evidence, no proof, no motive, no statement, no recovered assets, but I’m willing to testify that she’s guilty, just because I say so.