It’s getting increasingly difficult to even imagine what he actually looks like under the partially-applied pancake makeup and ever-more-ridiculous combover.  

Probably threatened him as far as references, or blackballing from the industry, etc.

“Sewell says that Kirby’s wife’s adult content “had become an issue at work” which violated the company’s “standards of professional conduct.””

Yeah, I recently had the power line for that installed in my garage as well, so I’m primed and ready.  

I’ve seen a lot of these too, as I work on pivoting toward EV ownership, and I do keep wondering why such low-mileage newish cars were returned.  My fear is lemons, but I think you’re probably (hopefully) right about that.

Oh, the Team Red people are the biggest marks of all.

I don’t believe you, unless you were lying when you said they got you hammered.  Were you?

Simpsons did it:

“Six drinks for a 1.5 hour flight.”

Someone who’s drunk and angry is someone who was already angry.

“Instead, Bezos says Musk is doing his work in space for the betterment of people, rather than himself:”

It just looks so cool, even if you’re absolutely right. 

“Also, just a reminder, if you live in an area that closes schools when it gets too hot, maybe don’t make fun of the South for shutting down for one or two winter storms a year. Air conditioning was invented, like, over a hundred years ago. You should let your kids try it sometime.”

I like the idea that the richest man in the world (on paper) is renting out a measly $2k/night cabin and

Hey now - to be fair, a lot of it is also solving problems that it caused in the first place.

Shoot, and my exact use case is loading up with 1.5 tons of material to haul while doing jumps.  Well, back to the important research, I guess!

$20k for a two-year-old car with around 20k miles on it, that is pretty good.

AREA MAN ENCOUNTERS MYLAR BALLOONS LOST BY SOME KID

On the one hand, sure, and there’s a reasonable argument to be made that Bourbon Street does differ from most public spaces due to the increased likelihood that it’s going to be absolutely teeming with unprotected pedestrians. On the other hand, virtually everyplace in the entire country is vulnerable to a vehicular…

Yesterday. As a side note, I don’t think this is a guy who visits his kids “daily.”